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By Ginny Heth
Fun-Filled Easter Jokes For Children

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies

Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
A: His lucky people's foot!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an over-stressed person?
A: An Easter basket case!

Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite state capital?
A: Albunny, New York!

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for 3 hours!

Q: Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A: He didn't have the hare fare.

Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.

Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
A: Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A: Just look for the grey hares

Q: Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
A: To the re-tail store

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A: One with a hoppy ending

Q: How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
A: From scratch

Q: Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
A: Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.

Q: What does a sick chicken say?
A: I have the people pox.

Q: What do rabbits have that nothing else has?
A: Baby rabbits.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a scout?
A: A rabbit who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
A: Because it's always on a sundae!

Q: What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
A: Colored eggrolls!


Sioux Football Lucky Month winners for this week were:
7. Angie Kossan, Minot ND $50
8. Easton Ahonen, Minot, ND $50
9. Andy Rosenthal, Westhope, ND $50
10. Richard Carlson, Basin Service Co. $50
11. Kenny Farden, Maxbass, ND $200

Sympathy is extended to the family and friends of Darrell Henry and Joyce DeMars whose funerals were held in Westhope this week.
Tuesday was Income Tax Day. Hope you got yours done. We did, but not too far ahead of schedule -- just last Tuesday, in fact! Iím never in a big hurry to get mine done as I always have to pay in at the end of the year!
Easter break from school this weekend -- have a great long weekend!
Next Tuesday is Earth Day..... are you doing anything to celebrate? Picking up some litter, perhaps?
Friday is Arbor Day -- plant a tree!
Westhope-Newburg Prom is coming up on April 26th in Newburg. Lots of preparations have been in the making including quite a bit of tanning for the girls!
Hope everyone had fun at the Easter Egg Hunt on Saturday. If you didnít know about it and missed out, I apologize. I forgot to get it in the coming events!
Close Up kids are home from a great trip to Washington D.C. & New York City. Watch for an article next week!

Did you know?.....
Gatorade was named for the University of Florida Gators where it was first developed in 1965.

Did you know?.....
A German company is producing toilet paper fit for a king.
Tissue Design is selling toilet paper embossed with 24 carat gold motifs. It sells for $250 a roll.
Now that's a real "Royal Flush."

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